{"product_id":"the-stop-block-stops-whatever-you-want-to-stop-moving-gag-gift-father-s-day-gift","title":"The STOP Block - Stops whatever you want to stop moving | Gag gift, Father’s Day gift","description":"\u003cp data-start=\"222\" data-end=\"267\"\u003eDo you ever need something to just… \u003cstrong data-start=\"258\" data-end=\"266\"\u003estop\u003c\/strong\u003e?\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp data-start=\"269\" data-end=\"513\"\u003ePapers sliding across your desk? \u003cstrong data-start=\"302\" data-end=\"317\"\u003eSTOP BLOCK.\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003cbr data-start=\"317\" data-end=\"320\"\u003eFan trying to launch your project into another zip code? \u003cstrong data-start=\"377\" data-end=\"392\"\u003eSTOP BLOCK.\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003cbr data-start=\"392\" data-end=\"395\"\u003eReceipt curling up for no reason? \u003cstrong data-start=\"429\" data-end=\"444\"\u003eSTOP BLOCK.\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003cbr data-start=\"444\" data-end=\"447\"\u003eCoworker asks, “What’s that for?” You guessed it — \u003cstrong data-start=\"498\" data-end=\"513\"\u003eSTOP BLOCK.\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp data-start=\"515\" data-end=\"832\"\u003eThe STOP Block is exactly what it sounds like: a solid piece of handcrafted wood whose entire job is to stop things from moving. It’s part paperweight, part desk accessory, part gag gift, and part very serious piece of engineering that requires absolutely no batteries, Wi-Fi, app updates, or common sense to operate.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp data-start=\"834\" data-end=\"1173\"\u003eEach STOP Block is handmade in our Florida workshop from solid pine. We cut it, sand it, engrave it, and finish it in your choice of stain or paint color. It’s sturdy enough to hold down papers, anchor runaway desk items, pin down small projects, or sit on someone’s desk as a daily reminder that sometimes life just needs to knock it off.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp data-start=\"1175\" data-end=\"1344\"\u003ePerfect for offices, workshops, teachers, coworkers, bosses, dads, makers, overthinkers, and anyone who appreciates a gift that is both useful and completely ridiculous.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp data-start=\"1346\" data-end=\"1376\"\u003eGive it with a note that says:\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp data-start=\"1378\" data-end=\"1398\"\u003e\u003cstrong data-start=\"1378\" data-end=\"1398\"\u003e“Use as needed.”\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp data-start=\"1400\" data-end=\"1454\"\u003eOr don’t explain it at all. That might be even better.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp data-start=\"1456\" data-end=\"1659\"\u003e\u003cstrong data-start=\"1456\" data-end=\"1468\"\u003eWarning:\u003c\/strong\u003e The STOP Block may stop papers, receipts, notes, and runaway desk items. 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